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I am a stress management expert and humor therapist. I also do magic and play guitar. I can be reached at comedyofbc@aol.com Perfect for corporate events, private parties, schools,libraries, hospitals and small businesses. I am a member of the NC Story Tellers Guild, Christian Comedian Assoc. and the Christian Meetings and Conventions Assoc.

Monday, March 26, 2012

House Rules Poem

If you sleep on it...make it up.
If you wear it...hang it up.
If you drop it...pick it up.
If you eat out of it...wash it up.
If you step on it...wipe it up.
If you open it...close it.
If you empty it...fill it up.
If you fill it up...empty it.
If you spill it...wipe it up.
If you turn it on...turn it off.
If you make it dirty...wash it.
If you have garbage...trash it.
If it whines...feed it.
If it cries...love it.

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